The Worst Karaoke

Edition 23: Vrijhaven Festival

05/05/2025 in Boot122

More info TBA

Tickets available here

Edition 22: The Safest Space Edition

13/02/2025 in ACU

At ACU we take your concerns more than serious. Guestgroup ‘The Worst Karaoke’ are welcome to play here, but this time we have taken matters into our own hands to ensure the audience doesn’t have to fear their hostile methods. Ask for Angela, call upon your safety angels, and sing your heart out! Sign up your partner, metamour, or yourself.
We won’t judge…

But the audience will!

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 13/02/2025
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €6,—

Edition 21: Brave New Year Doomsday Disco

31/12/2024 in Moira

We wanted to go to Moira’s Brave New Year Doomsday Disco party, but we didn’t feel like paying the entrance fee.

So, we invited ourselves to do karaoke there! Come start the new year at a low with us, with actually talented people that will also be there, like:

  • Jan Modaal
  • ⁠Camy Huot
  • BabbyTraxx b2b Mirkoko

You can get your tickets through Moira, and find more information on their website.

 

Edition 20: Spookyoke

31/10/2024 in ACU

I summon thee, girls, gays and ghouls

For an evening of spooky ridicules

We are back with our second annual Halloween Costume Contest Extravaganza, so get ready to dress up and SCREAM. Last year we didn’t fully manage to exorcise the evil spirits from our bodies, so we need you to join the big cleanse in this cathartic chanting session.

We’re still not loving oppression, discrimination and all that stuff, try and be scary in a different way.

Taking pictures or videos of the contestants is strictly forbidden, but there might be an opportunity for some Kirlian photography in the café. Worst Performer and Best Dressed get a BOOzy price. Be on time if you want to sing.

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 31/10/2024
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €6,—

Edition 19: Planespotting

05/10/2024 in Gate 51, Hilversum

Hillyweird promo text:

“Last but certainly not least, @theworstkaraoke will give you the chance to show what you got, under the not so gentle care of the best karaoke hosts around!”

Edition 17: Buurlympische spelen

31/08/2024 in Buurland

15:45 – 16:00 SIGN UP 📢
16:00 – 17:00 SING 🎤

20:15 – 20:30 SIGN UP 📢
20:30 – 22:30 SING 🎤

Edition 16: Dumpster Fire

18/07/2024 in ACU

Welcome spies! Grab your shades, set your watches, and put your phone into the fridge. For this is an edition full of mystery and intrigue.

Quick! Follow me behind this burning dumpster, there’s no time to explain!

Is your best friend actually a secret government agent?

Perhaps.

Is there someone watching you?

Absolutely!

Are you being wire tapped while you sing?

I don’t think so.

Our contact has revealed that 22 spies (who shouldn’t’ve picked being a singer as their covert identity) are coming together at checkpoint Alpha Charlie Uniform. We need help to get some counter intelligence on the AIVD, the FSB and the CIA, to unravel one of the greatest mysteries in Utrecht.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, starts at 21:00 sharp. Briefing at 20:00. But please keep this information confidential. We don’t want another leak in De Telegraaf.

Please note that this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Best of luck!

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 18/07/2024
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start:21:00
  • Entry: €6,—

Edition 14: Divided by Music

09/05/2024 in ACU

Political songs only for this very special edition of Europe’s most appreciated anti-talent show. For the first time a jury of semi-professional drag performers will share their opinion on the performers but our lines will also be open for televoting.

If you want to represent your country, be on time! 22 people will be eligible to shine on stage.

Part of the proceeds, and 100% of the bribes collected for this edition will go to to support independent Palestinian civil society organizations operating from the Netherlands.

Some more rejected words from our marketing team:

“The Worst Karaoke Song Contest is more than just a song competition; it’s a celebration of the power of music to tear people apart.”

“’Divided By Music’ encapsulates the core values of the Worst Karaoke Song Contest, which has a rich history of promoting humiliation, exclusion, and autistic expression.”

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 09/05/2024
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start:21:00
  • Entry: €6,—

Edition 13: Workshop stembevrijding

05/05/2024 in Boot 122

Heb je ook een brok in je keel van al het talent dat gaat optreden op Vrijhaven Festival? Blaas ’m eruit tijdens onze workshop Stembevrijding! In dit muzikale onderzoek verkennen we de weerstand van muurbloempjes en hebben we geen ruimte voor talent. Alleen verliezers worden geëerd. Lieftallige presentatrice Yvette schept de perfecte onveilige omgeving om weergaloos in te falen, dus spreid je vleugels en spring op het podium* van Boot 122! Alle liedjes zijn welkom, zolang ze niet langer duren dan vijf minuten, er een karaoke versie van bestaat en het niet Tequila van The Champs is.
Kraken gaat door – zeker in je keel – op deze adembenemende anti-talentenjacht.

* Wij zijn niet aansprakelijk voor eventueel letsel na springen op het podium.

!!! DETAILS !!!
Date: 05/05/2024
Location: Boot 122, Nijverheidskade 12, Utrecht
Start: 16:00

Edition 11: For Better or Worst

08/02/2024 in ACU

Just in time for Valentine’s day: our break up event. As always an anti-talent show, but this time with a sauce of agony. Get ready for a night of rejection and lost love. A perfect place for your last date! If you want a chance to serenade your ex, be sure to be on time.

Sorry for being short, you just really hurt me.

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 08/02/2024
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start:21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 10: Happy New Fear

14/12/2023 in ACU

Hey losers! Our Hall of Shame is practically begging for another pathetic Wiener to join the ranks, step right up, and it might just be your unlucky day! As we bid farewell to this dumpster fire of a year, let’s take a stroll down the lane of utter disgrace and applaud all the monumental fails.

Just remember, only 22 acts get the dubious honour of sucking in the spotlights. Unless you come with an enticing bribe.

Join us for a year-end drink that perfectly mirrors the quality of our collective achievements. Bring your lack of talent, questionable decisions, and a sparkly outfit that screams “I’ve given up on this year.”

Here’s to a night of auditory chaos, where bad singing isn’t just tolerated—it’s celebrated. Cheers to the end of the year and the beginning of your journey into the Hall of Shame!

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 14/12/2023
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 9: Pas de talent? Pas de problème!

10/11/2023 in Naast Monique, Bruxelles, Belgique

They say the Dutch are coarse, straightforward and obnoxious, next to having a weak food culture. We cross the border to come and show you all those stereotypes are true. The Worst Karaoke is an anti-talent show where abysmal performances get rewarded. Come join us on our first international race to the bottom. Only 22 people get the chance to suck in the spotlight! We will vote for The Worst after the performances, so be sure to bring some friends to vote for you for some rigged cronyism!

HORAIRE

  • 20:00 sign up
  • 21:00 show starts
  • 23:00 we crown a Wiener!

Edition 8: Halloween Edition + Costume Contest

26/10/2023 in ACU

The 26th this October night
Prepare yourselfs for you next fright
For we are back, so scream in fear
Yes the most horrible show of Utrecht is near

oh ACU what has thy unleashed
wailing sinners and deceased
do thy have trouble with keeping key
this karaoke night is for thy

oh yes this time it will be quite the scene
please do dress up, for it is… Halloween

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 26/10/2023
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 7: $elling out €dition

10/08/2023 in ACU

Since producing this wildly unpopular show, the offers for product placements and sponsorships keep rolling in. We’ve smelled success, and now we are getting greedy too. Prepare for the most luxurious edition of WK so far. There’s nothing wrong with the capitalism, right? Right?!

Look, we swear the success hasn’t changed us, or our authenticity (fuckface), and same goes for the rules:

  • Be on time
  • Be bad

Only 22 people get the opportunity to prove their unworthiness and win the golden red card (and an insta follow!).

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 10/08/2023
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 6: 👂 ➡️ 🏥

15/06/2023 in ACU

‘Sup nerds, we are back back back again and this time with even less patience, empathy or good will.

The concept is still the same but SOME gifted people keep forgetting that this is not their stage. We are an anti-talent show, looking for the worst singers only. Come in time to ensure your spot in the competition, and to marvel at all the other atrocious acts.

As always, the winner gets a golden red card to drink for free, losers get a great show. See you then!

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 15/06/2023
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 5: ARE WE STILL DOING THIS?!

06/04/2023 in ACU

Howdy sinn(g)ers! Ready for another ear bleeding edition of the Worst Karaoke? After their tragic divorce our hostesses with the least will welcome you back for Utrechts least appreciated anti-talent show.

As always, this is a place where being inferior is rewarded and vocal chords are meant to be shredded. We keep saying it but it doesn’t seem to land… 👏we 👏 don’t 👏 want 👏 talent 👏 on 👏 stage 👏

¡BAD SINGERS ONLY!

While we are at it, would it hurt to be on time for ONCE? Only 22 people get the chance to suck in the spotlight and win the infamous golden red card. The rest of you lot are doomed to watch and listen.

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 06/04/2023
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 4: Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentines SUCKS, and so do you

10/02/2023 in ACU

Is your heart burning with a fiery passion for someone? And do you want an outlet through song? Then stay the fuck away!

This special anti-valentines edition we will only allow anti-love songs. This show is where love comes to die!

As always, the worst performance will be rewarded. Be there on time to claim one of the 22 competition spots.

Sing it with passion,
Sing it with hate,
Make it the worst,
Don’t bring a date.

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 10/02/2023
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 3: It’s the most horrible time of the year

15/12/2022 in ACU

Our anti-talent show returns once more to decide on THE WORST performer! For some reason they keep allowing us to organise this disaster, but third time’s a (c)harm!

Expect special guest performances by previous winners, drastic measures for people who dare singing well and some Christmas elf anarchy. Make sure to be on time when you want to perform.

But, are we really the worst? Here’s what other dissatisfied customers say:

“I came all the way from Den Haag to this, but I came too late, and they didn’t let me in!”

“The host was DRUNK and RUDE!”

“PATHETIC, even for ACU standards!”

“I can never listen to My Chemical Romance Again!”

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 15/12/2022
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 2: BACK BY UNPOPULAR DEMAND

06/10/2022 in ACU

After a chaotic first edition where everything went wrong, the organizers weren’t certain if we could be this bad again… But everybody knows the sophomore albums suck, so we are sure this second coming will be the actual worst.

Join us once more in this race to the bottom! You bring your gravelly voice and we bring: crashing karaoke software, dubious lightning and the worst host ever (she did some unneeded self-deterioration over the summer and is ready to swindle you out of your money and alcohol). No talent? No problem. We won’t rest until your ears ring.

Oh and let’s try not to go viral this time, dimwits. No pictures, no assholes.

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 06/10/2022
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €5,—

Edition 1 (Pilot): Fuck the voice, hail the performers

09/07/2022 in ACU

So you can’t sing? Hate being on stage? Great, we are looking for the worst artist in Utrecht. Come join this race to the bottom and sing your little heart out. The world is already on fire, how about yours?

Worst of all: we will vote for the winner, direct democracy baby!

 

!!! DETAILS !!!

  • Date: 09/07/2022
  • Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht
  • Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00
  • Entry: €3,—

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