# The Worst Karaoke

> The Worst Karaoke is a DIY anti-talent show for anyone who likes to sing but isn’t very good. We also do birthdays, weddings, and funerals.


## Posts

- [Edition 33](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2026/03/01/edition-33/): Eindelijk is het dan zover, hè, hè, de zaal is nog net een brug te ver voor het meest beruchte anti-talentenjachtpodium van Utrecht e.o., maar THE WORST KARAOKE gaat komen en wel in de bar (waar het karaokespook wel vaker na sluitingstijd rondwaart, zij het in ongeautoriseerde versie). Het concept mag ongeveer bekend verondersteld worden hoewel het altijd net iets anders is dan je vooraf denkt. De slechtste vertolker is de beste, en dat mag jij bepalen, direct democracy baby, maar wel omkoopbaar… Gezien het tijdstip kan iedereen komen (moeders/vaders/opa’s/oma’s/mensen zonder familie, vrienden, met of zonder werk). Er is dus […]
- [Edition 32](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2026/02/01/edition-32/): 💔 It’s a date 💔 And if you don’t have one, we will arrange one for you 😈   !!! DETAILS !!! The Worst Karaoke is an anti-talent show where bad singing gets rewarded and being good is shamed. Bring a date or find your new ex at DI VORCE KARAOKE! Location: De Kromme Haring Date: 14/02/2026 Doors: 20:00 Start Show: 21:00 End Show: 23:00 (approx)
- [Edition 31](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/11/25/edition-31/): The Worst Karaoke is an anti-talent show where bad singing gets rewarded and being good is shamed. Come get your holiday roast*, served by the Worst host. 18/12/2025 Doors: 20:00 Start Show: 21:00 End Show: 23:00 (approx) DJ/dancing *no actual roast is served, the ‘kitchen’ has a microwave though! GET TICKETS Ticket prices: Regular ticket 7,50 Supporter Ticket 10,- Extra Supporter Ticket 12,50
- [Edition 29](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/09/08/edition-29/): Witches, bitches, bad pitches [English spoken 👻 event] Rampoline productions + Etta HarBar present: The Worst Halloween Well boo‑hoo, we’re back with our biggest project to date. Alongside the anti‑talent show you know and hate, and the costume contest you’ve come to expect, we’ve also lured in noise‑poser Etta Harbar to create a haunted house sprawling across the entire terrain. This isn’t just any haunted house, it’s an immersive descent into your own mediocrity, and we’ll be right there, holding the (trick)mirror. At Boot 122, the gates of the Cocktail Bar From Hell will swing open, and several WitchCaftIsBitchCraft DJs […]
- [Edition 28](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/09/08/edition-28/): Apparently we’re hosting this now? “Unleash your voice during the karaoke session under the guidance of The Worst Karaoke.”
- [Edition 27](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/07/11/edition-27/): 👻 Release your inner wailer during The Worst Karaoke at gender norm breaking loud festival Beware of Banshees 🌈. Professional teases Lynn and Yvette will summon their shrieking spirits during this epic anti-talentshow, and ask you 🫵 to do the same. No pictures, videos or assholes allowed 🚫📸🎥🍑🕳, so it’s the perfect opportunity to give it your Worst in a curated safe space 🌭🎤. Take the stage at @theworstkaraoke in our third stage @boot122x, where you can get a really nice beer (or soda) to hype you up beforehand 🥵. 📸 by @ab.altamini GET TICKETS
- [Edition 26](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/07/10/edition-26/): 🚧🐝 Dishonored to be part of Wijk Uit in Moira 14/08/2025 🐝🚧 The Worst Karaoke is een anti-talentenjacht waar je de kans krijgt om je van je slechtste kant te laten zien. Dit alleen voor het publiek in de zaal want foto’s en video’s maken tijdens de show is nadrukkelijk verboden (en je wilt de presentatrice niet testen..). Je mag zingen wat je wilt*, en krijgt de kans om toegevoegd te worden aan een illuster rijtje voorgaande ‘wieners’. Geen talent? Geen probleem! Wijk Uit in een neerwaartse spiraal tijdens Utrecht’s meest beruchte race naar de bodem. ⚠️ *⁠ ⁠behalve Tequila […]
- [Edition 25](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/06/25/edition-25/): BOEK TICKETS Met The Worst Karaoke hebben Lynn en Yvette het ultieme recept tegen Plankenkoorts ontwikkeld. In deze spectaculaire anti-talentenjacht gaan ze samen met het publiek op zoek naar de slechtste performer die de theaterzaal rijk is. Geschikt voor muurbloempjes en podiumtijgers van 9 tot 99, maar wees op tijd als je verzekerd wilt zijn van een plekje in de spotlights. Tijdens de show is er geen ruimte voor foto’s, video’s of dwazen, wat het de perfecte (on)veilige omgeving maakt om af te gaan. Alle liedjes zijn welkom, zolang ze niet langer duren dan vijf minuten en er een karaoke […]
- [Edition 24](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/05/12/edition-24/): They say the Dutch are coarse, straightforward and obnoxious. Lynn and Yvette are crossing the North Sea to come and show you all those stereotypes are true. The Worst Karaoke is an anti-talent show where abysmal performances get rewarded. Come join us on this international race to the bottom. Only 22 people get the chance to suck in the spotlight! We will vote for The Worst after the performances, so be sure to bring some friends to vote for you for some rigged cronyism!   !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 29/05/2025 Location: Withy Hall, 2 Burton Rd, Withington, Manchester M20 3ED, […]
- [Edition 23](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/03/31/edition-23/): FREE AS A BIRD / IT’S THE NEXT BEST THING TO BE May 5th, Liberation Day We play at Boot122 16:00-18:00 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ Ook dit jaar staat The Worst Karaoke weer op de vlonder van Boot122 met een cursus stembevrijding. Lynn en Yvette zijn zo vrij als een vogel (of vogelvrij?) en kunnen niet wachten om met hun gepatenteerde schaamtetactieken het ego van de Vrijhavenaars te ontzetten. Altijd bereid om The Worst in mensen naar boven te halen en gewapend met scherpe humor, fladderen deze paradijsvogels dapper door een verbitterd en verarmd muzieklandschap, op zoek naar muurbloempjes en podiumbeesten die […]
- [Edition 22](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2025/01/30/edition-22/): At ACU we take your concerns more than serious. Guestgroup ‘The Worst Karaoke’ are welcome to play here, but this time we have taken matters into our own hands to ensure the audience doesn’t have to fear their hostile methods. Ask for Angela, call upon your safety angels, and sing your heart out! Sign up your partner, metamour, or yourself. We won’t judge… But the audience will! !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 13/02/2025 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00 Entry: €6,—
- [Edition 21](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/12/09/edition-21/): We wanted to go to Moira’s Brave New Year Doomsday Disco party, but we didn’t feel like paying the entrance fee. So, we invited ourselves to do karaoke there! Come start the new year at a low with us, with actually talented people that will also be there, like: Jan Modaal ⁠Camy Huot BabbyTraxx b2b Mirkoko You can get your tickets through Moira, and find more information on their website.  
- [Edition 20](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/09/25/edition-20/): I summon thee, girls, gays and ghouls For an evening of spooky ridicules We are back with our second annual Halloween Costume Contest Extravaganza, so get ready to dress up and SCREAM. Last year we didn’t fully manage to exorcise the evil spirits from our bodies, so we need you to join the big cleanse in this cathartic chanting session. We’re still not loving oppression, discrimination and all that stuff, try and be scary in a different way. Taking pictures or videos of the contestants is strictly forbidden, but there might be an opportunity for some Kirlian photography in the […]
- [Edition 19](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/09/25/edition-19/): Hillyweird promo text: “Last but certainly not least, @theworstkaraoke will give you the chance to show what you got, under the not so gentle care of the best karaoke hosts around!”
- [Edition 17](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/09/25/edition-17/): 15:45 – 16:00 SIGN UP 📢 16:00 – 17:00 SING 🎤 20:15 – 20:30 SIGN UP 📢 20:30 – 22:30 SING 🎤
- [Edition 16](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/06/30/edition-16/): Welcome spies! Grab your shades, set your watches, and put your phone into the fridge. For this is an edition full of mystery and intrigue. Quick! Follow me behind this burning dumpster, there’s no time to explain! Is your best friend actually a secret government agent? Perhaps. Is there someone watching you? Absolutely! Are you being wire tapped while you sing? I don’t think so. Our contact has revealed that 22 spies (who shouldn’t’ve picked being a singer as their covert identity) are coming together at checkpoint Alpha Charlie Uniform. We need help to get some counter intelligence on the […]
- [Edition 14](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/04/28/edition-14/): Political songs only for this very special edition of Europe’s most appreciated anti-talent show. For the first time a jury of semi-professional drag performers will share their opinion on the performers but our lines will also be open for televoting. If you want to represent your country, be on time! 22 people will be eligible to shine on stage. Part of the proceeds, and 100% of the bribes collected for this edition will go to to support independent Palestinian civil society organizations operating from the Netherlands. Some more rejected words from our marketing team: “The Worst Karaoke Song Contest is […]
- [Edition 13](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/04/28/edition-13/): Heb je ook een brok in je keel van al het talent dat gaat optreden op Vrijhaven Festival? Blaas ’m eruit tijdens onze workshop Stembevrijding! In dit muzikale onderzoek verkennen we de weerstand van muurbloempjes en hebben we geen ruimte voor talent. Alleen verliezers worden geëerd. Lieftallige presentatrice Yvette schept de perfecte onveilige omgeving om weergaloos in te falen, dus spreid je vleugels en spring op het podium* van Boot 122! Alle liedjes zijn welkom, zolang ze niet langer duren dan vijf minuten, er een karaoke versie van bestaat en het niet Tequila van The Champs is. Kraken gaat door […]
- [Edition 11](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2024/01/23/edition-11/): Just in time for Valentine’s day: our break up event. As always an anti-talent show, but this time with a sauce of agony. Get ready for a night of rejection and lost love. A perfect place for your last date! If you want a chance to serenade your ex, be sure to be on time. Sorry for being short, you just really hurt me. !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 08/02/2024 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: 20:00 Start:21:00 Entry: €5,—
- [Edition 10](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/11/24/edition-10/): Hey losers! Our Hall of Shame is practically begging for another pathetic Wiener to join the ranks, step right up, and it might just be your unlucky day! As we bid farewell to this dumpster fire of a year, let’s take a stroll down the lane of utter disgrace and applaud all the monumental fails. Just remember, only 22 acts get the dubious honour of sucking in the spotlights. Unless you come with an enticing bribe. Join us for a year-end drink that perfectly mirrors the quality of our collective achievements. Bring your lack of talent, questionable decisions, and a […]
- [Edition 9](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/10/29/edition-9/): They say the Dutch are coarse, straightforward and obnoxious, next to having a weak food culture. We cross the border to come and show you all those stereotypes are true. The Worst Karaoke is an anti-talent show where abysmal performances get rewarded. Come join us on our first international race to the bottom. Only 22 people get the chance to suck in the spotlight! We will vote for The Worst after the performances, so be sure to bring some friends to vote for you for some rigged cronyism! HORAIRE 20:00 sign up 21:00 show starts 23:00 we crown a Wiener!
- [Edition 8](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-8/): The 26th this October night Prepare yourselfs for you next fright For we are back, so scream in fear Yes the most horrible show of Utrecht is near oh ACU what has thy unleashed wailing sinners and deceased do thy have trouble with keeping key this karaoke night is for thy oh yes this time it will be quite the scene please do dress up, for it is… Halloween   !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 26/10/2023 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00 Entry: €5,—
- [Edition 7](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-7/): Since producing this wildly unpopular show, the offers for product placements and sponsorships keep rolling in. We’ve smelled success, and now we are getting greedy too. Prepare for the most luxurious edition of WK so far. There’s nothing wrong with the capitalism, right? Right?! Look, we swear the success hasn’t changed us, or our authenticity (fuckface), and same goes for the rules: Be on time Be bad Only 22 people get the opportunity to prove their unworthiness and win the golden red card (and an insta follow!).   !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 10/08/2023 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: 20:00 Start: […]
- [Edition 6](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-6/): ‘Sup nerds, we are back back back again and this time with even less patience, empathy or good will. The concept is still the same but SOME gifted people keep forgetting that this is not their stage. We are an anti-talent show, looking for the worst singers only. Come in time to ensure your spot in the competition, and to marvel at all the other atrocious acts. As always, the winner gets a golden red card to drink for free, losers get a great show. See you then!   !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 15/06/2023 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: […]
- [Edition 5](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-5/): Howdy sinn(g)ers! Ready for another ear bleeding edition of the Worst Karaoke? After their tragic divorce our hostesses with the least will welcome you back for Utrechts least appreciated anti-talent show. As always, this is a place where being inferior is rewarded and vocal chords are meant to be shredded. We keep saying it but it doesn’t seem to land… 👏we 👏 don’t 👏 want 👏 talent 👏 on 👏 stage 👏 ¡BAD SINGERS ONLY! While we are at it, would it hurt to be on time for ONCE? Only 22 people get the chance to suck in the spotlight […]
- [Edition 4](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-4/): Is your heart burning with a fiery passion for someone? And do you want an outlet through song? Then stay the fuck away! This special anti-valentines edition we will only allow anti-love songs. This show is where love comes to die! As always, the worst performance will be rewarded. Be there on time to claim one of the 22 competition spots. Sing it with passion, Sing it with hate, Make it the worst, Don’t bring a date.   !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 10/02/2023 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00 Entry: €5,—
- [Edition 3](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-3/): Our anti-talent show returns once more to decide on THE WORST performer! For some reason they keep allowing us to organise this disaster, but third time’s a (c)harm! Expect special guest performances by previous winners, drastic measures for people who dare singing well and some Christmas elf anarchy. Make sure to be on time when you want to perform. But, are we really the worst? Here’s what other dissatisfied customers say: “I came all the way from Den Haag to this, but I came too late, and they didn’t let me in!” “The host was DRUNK and RUDE!” “PATHETIC, even […]
- [Edition 2](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-2/): After a chaotic first edition where everything went wrong, the organizers weren’t certain if we could be this bad again… But everybody knows the sophomore albums suck, so we are sure this second coming will be the actual worst. Join us once more in this race to the bottom! You bring your gravelly voice and we bring: crashing karaoke software, dubious lightning and the worst host ever (she did some unneeded self-deterioration over the summer and is ready to swindle you out of your money and alcohol). No talent? No problem. We won’t rest until your ears ring. Oh and […]
- [Edition 1 (Pilot)](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/2023/09/11/edition-1-pilot/): So you can’t sing? Hate being on stage? Great, we are looking for the worst artist in Utrecht. Come join this race to the bottom and sing your little heart out. The world is already on fire, how about yours? Worst of all: we will vote for the winner, direct democracy baby!   !!! DETAILS !!! Date: 09/07/2022 Location: ACU, Voorstraat 71, Utrecht Door: 20:00 Start: 21:00 Entry: €3,—

## Pages

- [Book us](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/book-us/): Please send your requests to: bookings (at) theworstkaraoke.nl
- [About](https://theworstkaraoke.nl/about/): The Worst Karaoke is a DIY anti-talent show for anyone who likes to sing but isn’t very good. We also do birthdays, weddings, and funerals. It all started with a karaoke party at home. Yvette said something mean about Lynn’s singing. Lynn then exclaimed: “There should be a safe space where you can sing karaoke as badly as you want with no judgement!” And the rest was history. History indeed, because since the first Worst on July 9th, 2022, there have been a whole lot of editions with a whole lot of screeching voices, popped eardrums, snide remarks and drama. […]


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